😵‍💻 Unvalidated but Highly Caffeinated — The Data Lie Mug

For everyone who’s ever stayed up late fixing bad reports with good coffee.
This mug says what your workflow can’t: you’re running on espresso and denial.

• 11 oz or 15 oz ceramic mug

• Matte navy with gold accent text

• Dishwasher + microwave safe

• Official Behind the Curtain VA brand color palette

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Because caffeine is the only validated process you’ve got left.